thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

(via destiel-padalecki)



ferelden:

do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one fucking bit of music

(via for-a-dead-girl)



lolzpicx:

Responsibility

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Picking a career

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Thinking about the future

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(Source: illkim, via destiel-padalecki)



castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

shigaretto:

i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself

(via atpeacenotinpieces)



morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(via aroisuu)



portentouscatastrophe:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

me
amainokumo:

therealhyugaheir:

Lol just fcking look at her reaction to sasuke  “oh it’s you — what was his name? Sorasuke or somin?” “So he’s back so what. I saw that comin any way” “Go cockblock Sakura and naruto and then I’ll see you as somin important” “God what’s his name.” “Actually don’t cockblock you might just get in between them and make out with naruto.” “Lol Hokage my ass”

Oh, it’s you.

bless the followers who tolerate your 95% fandom posts that aren’t even their fandom

(Source: whimsicalspecks, via aroisuu)



rootbeerflotsam:

the-meta:

rootbeerflotsam:

kiaxet:

Someone please draw Shannon in a Night’s Watch cloak now.

OMG. Bring it to me at RTX

ROOSTERTUMBLR.

A CALL TO ARMS BY SHANON HIMSELF.

Someone do this.

And so my watch begins.